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Contract Killer Has Arrived
Are the CAP forums the first place you’d go to solicit murder? Probably not and that’s just one of the reasons we’re glad that this posting was merely announcing the arrival of a new online slot machine.
We’ll give the poster a thumbs up for marketing acumen and a real gift for collecting clicks. (We’d also hasten to remind our posters that offering your services as an actual contract killer on the CAP forums will likely result in some quality time at your local jail.)