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[Anonymous]

@thisisvegas 183347 wrote:

I am almost set to go, have flights and Visa done. Just hotel and conference registration left. I can’t wait to flush the toilets there!!!

It wont be as exciting as everyone makes out – our toilets dont have half as much water in them as yours do, so its kinda hard to see it swirling the other way (which is why i’m assuming you can’t wait to flush it… well i hope thats the reason) :Cry:

[ClubCont]

I’ll just fill the hotel trash can with water to further enhance the effect. I CAN’T WAIT!!!

[StealingVegas.com]

@thisisvegas 183347 wrote:

I am almost set to go, have flights and Visa done. Just hotel and conference registration left. I can’t wait to flush the toilets there!!!

You just need to the US embassy and get the special ‘homesick’ device that makes the water spin the right way for you! :laughing:

[StarBucksSports]

Don’t mess with it too much though, lest you get the boot.

[Anonymous]

This really made me laugh.. Had to post it.. Sorry if I scare anyone!

http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=wy_TB6onHVE

Also, Paul Hogan’s Aussie tourism ad from way back (click here to see it) – I just realised this is why you guys think we say ‘Put another shrimp on the barbie’
Actually, realised in this video he is actually saying the word shrimp coz thats what you guys call what we call prawns – we dont call them shrimp.

Here are a couple more that Paul Hogan did – i reckon they should bring these beauties back.

http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=l7a5auwuVCo
http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=r_AmlG11cWg

And one of the most recent Aussie tourism ads:
http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=rn0lwGk4u9o

[StarBucksSports]

Renee;183882 wrote:

This really made me laugh.. Had to post it.. Sorry if I scare anyone!

http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=wy_TB6onHVE

Er…Some of us have to still live here, you know.

[Anonymous]

@CK – Schalk 183888 wrote:

Er…Some of us have to still live here, you know.

All the better reason to make you watch it!
MUhahahahahhahahah :devil:

[StarBucksSports]

Renee;183890 wrote:

All the better reason to make you watch it!
MUhahahahahhahahah :devil:

I’ve had my run ins with your “critters” over here. Why, just two nights ago I found out a possum lives in a trashcan in our complex about 10m from my front door. Now, when I go out for a cigarette at night, he sits there and watches me. Of course, I’m not sure how dangerous these things are, but I’m not taking chances, so it evolves into this nightly staring contest.

Also, for your viewing pleasure, I present to you the queensland bird eating spiders…eating a bird!

http://tools.cairns.com.au/photo_gallery/photo_gallery_popup.php?category_id=3825&offset=0

[Anonymous]

@CK – Schalk 183891 wrote:

I’ve had my run ins with your “critters” over here. Why, just two nights ago I found out a possum lives in a trashcan in our complex about 10m from my front door. Now, when I go out for a cigarette at night, he sits there and watches me. Of course, I’m not sure how dangerous these things are, but I’m not taking chances, so it evolves into this nightly staring contest.

Also, for your viewing pleasure, I present to you the queensland bird eating spiders…eating a bird!

http://tools.cairns.com.au/photo_gallery/photo_gallery_popup.php?category_id=3825&offset=0

You can pretty much guarantee that if it looks cuddly it will attack you.. Koala, Wombat, Kangaroo etc.
Possums are bad. They will scratch your eyes out.. as long as you dont go near them though, you will be fine. Let him stare you down.. If he starts running for you just stand still and close your eyes.

[StarBucksSports]

Renee;183892 wrote:

If he starts running for you just stand still and close your eyes.

FAT F*CKING CHANCE.

[sukjo1]

Classic
Swimming at Bondi Beach – Bondi Rescue – warning… some nudity (but pretty harmless… its not what you would call porn), and this was broadcast on Australian TV in prime time…
http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=_NVn6t3aJng

Best Regards
Greg

CK – Schalk;183891 wrote:

I’ve had my run ins with your “critters” over here. Why, just two nights ago I found out a possum lives in a trashcan in our complex about 10m from my front door. Now, when I go out for a cigarette at night, he sits there and watches me. Of course, I’m not sure how dangerous these things are, but I’m not taking chances, so it evolves into this nightly staring contest.

Also, for your viewing pleasure, I present to you the queensland bird eating spiders…eating a bird!

http://tools.cairns.com.au/photo_gallery/photo_gallery_popup.php?category_id=3825&offset=0

[Anonymous]

@CK – Schalk 183893 wrote:

FAT F*CKING CHANCE.

So if the possum runs for you, you will crop dust?
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=crop+dusting

[StarBucksSports]

Renee;183896 wrote:

So if the possum runs for you, you will crop dust?
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=crop+dusting

Call me crazy, Dutchie, but I somehow KNEW you would misinterpret that.

:banger:

[Anonymous]

The final (almost) schedule is up now http://www.capdownunder.com/schedule/ We will announce parties etc on Monday but look out for the opening one as it looks amazing!!

[herschelw]

Whats in store for the opening party?

See u there!

Adrian

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