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[Anonymous]

Dear Santa,

I believe I can beat the offer of beer and biscuits, I’ve already bought chocolate chips, mint chocolate chips, butterscotch chips, and peanut butter (don’t worry, I splurged for the reeces peanut butter chips, I didn’t by the cheap stuff!)

I also have a bottle of Patrone, Hennesy and Captain Morgans. I’m not to big a drinker, so the bottles are all nearly full.

Now I don’t want any fish.. or wales. ..

But I would be ever so happy with any of the below gifts:

An Escalade (full size plz, hot wheels just seem to lack a little when compared to reality)

A Chrysler 300 or a Dodge Charger (2008 model plz)

Since ixian has pointed out you may have a small slay this year.. I will settle for top search engine rankings for a few words, such as poker, online poker, poker news, casino, online casino and casino winners, as I know the power of Christmas miracles lies within your Christmas bag

Thanks Santa!

Your’s at least somewhat truly,

Cathy

:santa2:

[aaronsmith]

Dear Santa,
Please send me a content writer with 500 arms to write content non stop for one year if you cant get one of those then please just get me a bicycle.

Thanks Santa

[Captainette]

@ixian 144986 wrote:

(…)all I want for Christmas is a nice, cuddly, fat, lucrative whale to sign up through one of my affiliate links.

What if the whale is a constant winner though?

[aaronsmith]

Thats no problem I would rather a winning whale than no whale at all.

[Anonymous]

I want one of my players to hit the 4mill + progressive and fair trade for evolution 9 for a 10

, although if #1 works #2 is not important

[Anonymous]

:santa2:

Dear Santa,

I’d like you to give the US politicians and the search engines a hard slap (and/or kick) in return for how they have been treating us.

And like ixian, I would also enjoy a nice, blubbery whale to wander into my site and open an account or three. Surely you have more than one whale in stock, and if your reindeer can haul you around then a couple of extra whales shouldn’t make that much of a difference. If the added weight does slow your reindeer down so much that you aren’t able to deliver some lead-coated toys to a few children, I won’t hold it against you.

Thanks in advance.

:hattip:

[goldelotto]

Dear Santa,

I would really like if you could get many many affiliates to sign up to our program, and that all their clicks would result in depositing accounts. If you need an extra sleigh or 2 to bring these to me, I’m sure we could sort this out.

:santa2:

[Anonymous]

Dear Santa,
Bring me back my $12,000

[Anonymous]

dear santa,

can you please bring peace to the middle east, impeach bush, drop the UIGEA from ze internets, stop the war in ira…thought so, i’ll just have a beer then…

cheers

[Anonymous]

Dear Santa,

I just want a nice xmas with my family, my daughters first proper xmas this year and I want her to enjoy every minute!

Plus I want to make it to the pub on xmas day from 12-3!!!

Thanks boss!

P.S. Why do you have black eyebrows but a white beard? :santa2:

:eh:

[Anonymous]

Dear Santa

Keep my Family and Friends SAFE – HAPPY AND HEALTHY for another year.

and ummmm…. a whale or two would be great too!:santa2:

[Anonymous]

Dear Santa,

Considering the amount of people who are looking for whales, maybe you should give out dolphins instead to keep everyone happy :roflmao:

[Anonymous]

Dear Santa my man!

Now, you know dear that we have a deal already, right?
so all these people asking for whales, you tell them they are all mine!!! mine!!! mine!! lollllllllllllll

hohoho,,,hahaha

[triple-d]

@splinterfree 147172 wrote:

dear santa,

can you please bring peace to the middle east, impeach bush, drop the UIGEA from ze internets, stop the war in ira…thought so, i’ll just have a beer then…

cheers

Good Post, me too

[biggyg]

Dear Santa ,

Please give me back the body i had when i was 19 or a blind husband ,either will work for me .

Gina:roflmao:

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