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THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Innovative
2. Preliminary
3. Proliferation
4. CinnamonTHINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Specificity
2. Anti-constitutionalistically
3. Passive-aggressive disorder
4. TransubstantiateTHINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. No thanks, I’m married.
2. Nope, no more booze for me!
3. Sorry, but you’re not really my type.
4. Taco Bell ? No thanks, I’m not hungry.
5. Good evening, officer. Isn’t it lovely out tonight?
6. Oh, I couldn’t! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.
7. I’m not interested in fighting you.
8. Thank you, but I won’t make any attempt to dance, I have no co-ordination. I’d hate to look like a fool!
9. Where is the nearest bathroom? I refuse to pee in this parking lot or on the side of the road.
10. I must be going home now, as I have to work in the morning.Haha I think we can all relate with the above!
We are all piss can’s!!!! :capmiami::capmiami::drunk2:
@HenrikG 187174 wrote:
Haha
Great end on a Tuesday to read this.
Anyone up for a pint?
Silly question Jimmy Henrik! :roflmao:
P.S. I hope your new nickname sticks!
pick me, pick me :wavey: lol
Im actually sipping on a cold one as I type this..Burp:capmiami:HenrikG;187174 wrote:HahaGreat end on a Tuesday to read this.
Anyone up for a pint?
@Martyn 187150 wrote:
Haha I think we can all relate with the above!
We are all piss can’s!!!! :capmiami::capmiami::drunk2:
Speak for yourself.. Its been over a month since I had my last drink and let me say, ive dropped a few kegs in that time.. Right in time for CAP Down Under
Jimmy Henrik – When you get down to Oz ill have a beer with you… in Sydney we dont have pints though – youll have to go to an Irish bar or down to Melbourne for that.. We call them Scooners.. or Scooeys for short
Renee;187275 wrote:in Sydney we dont have pints thoughNOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo………
:suicide:
playcasino1;187094 wrote:6. Oh, I couldn’t! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.
8. Thank you, but I won’t make any attempt to dance, I have no co-ordination. I’d hate to look like a fool!
These 2 come back to haunt you. Damn this digital age.
@CK – Schalk 187280 wrote:
These 2 come back to haunt you. Damn this digital age.
I was going to say… you have worse things to worry about regarding that list than not having pints in Sydney.. and I have a feeling it might have to do with numbers 5 and 9… :tongue:
Renee;187284 wrote:I was going to say… you have worse things to worry about regarding that list than not having pints in Sydney.. and I have a feeling it might have to do with numbers 5 and 9… :tongue:More likely number 10.
5 is not that bad. I find that when pissed, it’s advisable to stay as far away as humanly possible from Johnny Law. They don’t take too kindly to drunken smart-asses…I’ve been told.
“Yo, don’t taze me, bro!”
@CK – Schalk 187286 wrote:
More likely number 10.
5 is not that bad. I find that when pissed, it’s advisable to stay as far away as humanly possible from Johnny Law. They don’t take too kindly to drunken smart-asses…I’ve been told.
“Yo, don’t taze me, bro!”
Actually I think 10 is a given when drunk.. applies to everyone..
Replace Number 4 with McDonalds and thats me.. Every time.
Can proudly say I went for 1 pint, then to Systembolaget – the only place you can buy alcohol in Sweden, and got one of those dangerous Baginbox wines…. now I feel they way I deserve…. on a wednesday… and it was not even a CAP event, cause then it is ok
@HenrikG 187351 wrote:
Can proudly say I went for 1 pint, then to Systembolaget – the only place you can buy alcohol in Sweden, and got one of those dangerous Baginbox wines…. now I feel they way I deserve…. on a wednesday… and it was not even a CAP event, cause then it is ok
Isn’t it strange that on a regular day you could go to work hungover/still pissed and you’d get hassled/in trouble, yet if it was because you attended an industry gathering the night before, you’re cheered on?
Ah what a wonderful thursday…. after having a rough Wednesday, coming in today is just sweet. No 9 legged spider or any other freak things can change that.
2 more days to go
