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  • #791204
    Anonymous
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    Wear a mask? Break into his house and remove all the beans?

    #791207
    vladcizsol
    Member

    Communicate with him/her via skype and stay out of range of flatulence.

    Option 2 is to return fire.

    #791221

    use a desktop fart fan! :)

    #791234
    Anonymous
    Inactive

    we used to have a programmer who reeked like hell. i was lucky since i took a desk at the opposite corner of the room. eventually somebody decided to bring the issue to him, and one day he stopped stinking.

    truth is beautiful :D bring it on!

    oh an happy new year peoples! only 4.5 hrs to go in here

    #791267
    biggyg
    Member

    @splinterfree 192181 wrote:

    we used to have a programmer who reeked like hell. i was lucky since i took a desk at the opposite corner of the room. eventually somebody decided to bring the issue to him, and one day he stopped stinking.

    truth is beautiful :D bring it on!

    oh an happy new year peoples! only 4.5 hrs to go in here

    Tried that once and the response i got was ‘everybody farts -so what ‘ LOL. It was my brother in law ,family get togethers are deadly lol

    #791287
    Anonymous
    Inactive

    @casinobonusguy 192224 wrote:

    Tried that once and the response i got was ‘everybody farts -so what ‘ LOL. It was my brother in law ,family get togethers are deadly lol

    in soviet russia, public farts shoot you in the leg with a shotgun.

    but then again, not every country is as democratic as russki land.

    on 2nd note, today our jolly president signed a law where the next elected president will be in term for 6 years, as opposed to 4 years. democracy got fucked in ze ass…again.

    kasparov is probably crying at his chess board…again :(

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    pff, how did i go off on that one? sorry, nye, drunk, etc. my advice is to name and shame!

    there really is no reason why the people around you should share their bowel movements with you. if anything, refer him to point #1 – in soviet russia, the bowel movements have you…shot in the bowel!!!

    #791589
    Anonymous
    Inactive

    What if the poor guy can’t help it?

    AND sometimes you don’t realise other people can smell it until they say something.. so maybe you should mention it..

    On the other hand, I think Prof’s second option is better.. return fire!

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