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When me and my friends were still hitting the bars (before I got married) we used to ask the waitresses or any other lady for that matter to open their mouth as much as they could to add afterwards…
“Guess it’ll fit if we try hard”
It rarely worked but we always had a lot of fun regardless
Nailed on chat up lines….
“Do you like Chicken?
Suck this, it’s fowl!”“Do you like flowers?
Get your Tulips around this!”“You don’t sweat much for a fat lass”
Confuse them…
They are kinda direct but you’ll find some amazing results with them.
Good luck singletons.
Just look then in the eye, then look down at your trousers, and then look back at them in the eye. Leave a little pause and say….
‘Well…its not gonna suck itself is it?….’
My best line has always been – “I am a Poker Affiliate, want to dance ?”……..
@TheBoyMitchell 213585 wrote:
Just look then in the eye, then look down at your trousers, and then look back at them in the eye. Leave a little pause and say….
‘Well…its not gonna suck itself is it?….’
I think this one in combination with mine could be an evergreen
@Affiliatehero 213589 wrote:
“You don’t sweat much for a fat lass”
This one actually works
I know, I have a friend who used it and came out a winner.
“30 years I was a gardener and never saw a flower as pretty as yourself”
well it sounds better in Hebrew anyway…
I don’t know if it works, never tried it, but surely if not a phone number you’d get a smile in returnWow, maybe women are into different thing out there. Around Newport Beach those wouldn’t fly. Around here all the girls are fit and spend a ton of time making sure they stay that way. I have seen this one work, but don’t have near the amount of confidence to even attempt it.
Walk up to the cutest single girl in the bar. The one everyone is looking at and striking out with. Look her up and down and say this:
“hmm, I guess I just don’t see what the big deal is. I mean, you’re cute, but, this is Newport”
It is beyond me how to follow that though.
ok ok, I decided to give you the golden pickup information that will surely will give you highest “conversion rate” to get phone numbers from pretty girls
here is it:
“I am an owner of a marketing company and we are looking for pretty girls as yourself to help us with marketing, what is your phone number?”and it’s actually not a lie
it’s 100% true
and look at this link: http://humansapiens.com/3models.html
and in Estonia the girls are very pretty… come and see for yourself… the blond sexy girls in American films are not living in US! I was there and didn’t see them there!
they are living here in Estonia(and this is also why I am here despise the -10 degrees average temperature outside)
