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Bonus … dare I ask just what you were searching for when you found this little piece of American romance?
I would love to know the string of keywords entered to find that article.
lol actually heard it on the local news here this am and decided to get a link to post this bizzare story…:roflmao: I feel for anyone that may have ate off that table…:Cry:
Hey I got news for you, that may have been the first tables to be the object of or participant in a sex act, but there are many tables that have been the scene/location of a sex act!
I’m going to seo my site for “Table F$%$ers”
And will you also be adding “table friend finder” for those that are looking for more than just something physical?
This is why sex toys should be legalized everywhere.
Is there actually a law that forbids you having sex with a picnic table over there? How odd.
I had sex with my door
@nick777 158278 wrote:
I had sex with my door
Judging from the size of the average keyhole, that’s nothing to brag about
There is some great comments on the Register – Here is just a selection (xxhttp://www.theregister.co.uk/2008/03/31/picnic_table_incident/)
To be fair, I did see a picture of the table in question – and it was definitely asking for it…
He could have at least brought it dinner first though…
When a man shags a picnic table, that is not news, but if a picnic table shags a man …
Four times in 90 minutes? Mighty impressive, Sir.
Why does the article mention he lives near to a school. Is there a strong relationship between picnictablephilia and pedophilia?
Wonder how the sentence will compare to having shagged a real person.
@Simmo! 158295 wrote:
Judging from the size of the average keyhole, that’s nothing to brag about
Ooh, is that a dig at the size of my naughty stick, or are u saying that they just don’t make keyholes like they used to
If u must know, i pulled out the door knob and sanded down the inner edges with my man drill, the situation was critical and i was short on time, but luckily big on resources
And that’s all i will say regarding the matter, no splintery details will be forthcoming
This is why sex toys should be legalized everywhere.
There are still laws against it? Other then religious beliefs?
I had sex with my door
Was it good for you? Did the door get a woodie:tongue:
Judging from the size of the average keyhole, that’s nothing to brag about
Depends if you are living in the now or in the dark ages. Ya ever see the size of some of those keys back in the 1800’s:wink-wink
Why does the article mention he lives near to a school. Is there a strong relationship between picnictablephilia and pedophilia?
idn’t it mention him having sex with his ahhh, partner table out on the deck? Public nudity, perhaps? In the view of a child?
i pulled out the door knob and sanded down the inner edges with my man drill
Hope no splinters. ……OUCH!
i was short on time
Happens from time to time:Cry:
