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  • #779151
    Anonymous
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    My first question is, why didn’t the ‘boy’ put the fish in the water before going to pee…

    Second question is, how can a fish that is 1.5cm wide ‘slip’ up a boy’s penis.

    *bangs head against wall*

    “I slipped and fell on the bottle, I swear!”

    #779152
    Anonymous
    Inactive

    @Renee 176788 wrote:

    “I slipped and fell on the bottle, I swear!”

    You’ve done that too…phew thought it was just me!

    P.S. Can’t believe you used the P word on a forum!!! :Cry:

    #779153
    Anonymous
    Inactive

    @Martyn 176789 wrote:

    You’ve done that too…phew thought it was just me!

    P.S. Can’t believe you used the P word on a forum!!! :Cry:

    Hahahahha no not me… a “friend”

    The P Word… you mean ‘put’ right? :P

    #779172
    Danman
    Member

    I’m afraid there is just absolutely nothing right about this story.

    Slightly concerned about the spelling you must have used to find a famous horror director in Google to find this though Hodgeyboy… ow, freed, fish, cock

    #779175
    Zlzmbmax
    Member

    Don’t even ASK me about the Search Terms used!

    Renee;176788 wrote:
    My first question is, why didn’t the ‘boy’ put the fish in the water before going to pee…

    Don’t know how to break this to you Renee….. but my guess is that it didn’t get up there quite in the manner he describes!:flush:

    He’s 14…

    He’s on his own in the house…

    Decides he quite fancies a spot of ‘fishing’…

    hey, don’t judge. We were all 14 once.

    #779186
    Anonymous
    Guest

    Hi all,

    Hodge I’m gonna have to keep my eye on your posts. And yes, what were you searching for?

    that is really odd. Unlikely it could “swim” up there under such circumstance but at same time 14 yr old boys are more infamous for sticking into something … not something sticking into them.

    I would think even the lamas ,… or camels or whatever they got over there … would be looking a lot more interesting than a fish?

    That really is odd and I just hope Richard Gere doesn’t hear about it. :)

    * I do not know if that is true about Richard Gere, just thought it was funny to add:

    #779187
    Zlzmbmax
    Member

    I just wonder at what point the fish realised that something was seriously wrong.

    “Hey, you know what…, this water tastes funny!”

    #779231
    Anonymous
    Inactive

    maybe a micro salmon, swimming it’s way up stream.

    #779317
    Anonymous
    Inactive

    I was 14, but in those days there were magazines!

    #779335
    Anonymous
    Inactive

    I actually sent this article around at work and one of the guys replied with:

    As if that would have happened… I reckon he would have stuck his dick in his fish tank to get off by having the fish nibble on his dick… but one of the fish eggs somehow managed to get up his penis hole and ending up in his bladder and grew there till it died

    Pretty logical explanation I think… I just can’t see how a 1.5cm grown fish could get up there otherwise..

    Still grosses me out though..
    YUK!

    #779471
    Anonymous
    Inactive

    did you think a logical explanation would cause you to be less grossed out?

    I still have my legs crossed.

    #779472
    Anonymous
    Inactive

    I knew it wouldn’t, but hoped and prayed anyway. Gotta be optimistic you know!

    *shudder*

    #779494
    Anonymous
    Inactive

    If he wanted to get the fish out of his pecker he should’ve put a worm in his girlfriends vagina

    #779499
    Zlzmbmax
    Member

    Nice try, Nick

    However, I’m guessing that any 14 year old who is dangling the maggot in the fish tank shouting “Here Fishy, Fishy Fishy…”

    Does NOT have a girlfriend:tongue:

    #779509
    Anonymous
    Inactive

    Its a good story and a hard one to explain to your parents but try explaining this one out…

    http://www.snopes.com/risque/juvenile/lobster.asp

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