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Have a fun and safe 4th of July. Please remember:
1. Dont drink and drive. By all means drink, but have a designated driver (the dog doesnt count)
2. Dont light fireworks in your hand, mouth or any other orifice. Put them on the ground, light them and get away. Its tough to type on the keyboard with Nubs so follow safe fireworks practices.
3. Stay out of trouble and enjoy the holiday. No fist fights with cousin Earl at the family bar B que. Dont give Dom any trouble either she has permission to whip offenders… :whipper”
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Hello Everyone Have A Great 4th Of July & A Safe one too.If your traveling please drive safe and look out for them crazy one’s out on the road.
Have A Great Day
A cooking tip for the 4th of July
BBQ Rules
GUYS, we are about to enter the summer and BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking activity, as it’s the only type of cooking a ‘real’ man will do, probably because there is an element of danger involved.
When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion:
Routine…
(1) The woman buys the food.
(2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert.
(3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill – beer in hand.Here comes the important part:
(4) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.
More routine….
(5) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.
(6) The woman comes out to ask if she he would like another beer/drink while he deals with the extremely hot grill and smoke.Important again:
(7) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.
More routine….
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The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces, and brings them to the table.
(9) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.
And most important of all:
(10) Everyone, (All 30 guest) PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts.
(11) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed her “night off.”Upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there’s just no pleasing some women.
Dont give Dom any trouble either she has permission to whip offenders…
Oooh, kinky… :tongue: :whipper”
Happy 4th everyone! :cheers:
Ok guys, you heard it from the professor, be on your best behavior, I will be on the prowl!
Have a great 4th!
Happy 4th of July !!!everyone!!!
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Congrats you with your independent day, yesterday was an independent day in my country.:wavey:
HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY EVERYONE ! ! ! (And happy b-day to my daughter Deidre! )
Have a FANTASTIC 4th everyone!!!
Keep it safe and chat to you when you’ve recovered
Shane
Happy Independance Day everyone!
I hope you all have a safe and happy holiday!
Sis
Happy 4th everyone, stay safe and enjoy the festivities today.
@Carlo 130126 wrote:
Hey Everybody, Happy Independence Day! You are free from the British, hurray! :rockband:
Hey not all are Brits are thirsty blood sucking parasites,
But hey have a great 4th of July!
@Simoneaton 130133 wrote:
Hey not all are Brits are thirsty blood sucking parasites,
But hey have a great 4th of July!
Ha ha, I don’t know about you Simon, just kidding :roflmao:
I am (technically) British too, Paul Revere was shouting about me personally way back then :rockband:
Wishing all my friends at CAP a SAFE and happy holiday (those in the states)
….. those not. wish you were here. its one of our best holidays.
Prof is right (as usual) …. hard to type while fingers are missing. don’t be stupid!
again happy holiday.
