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Professor wrote:News Headline:
House Speaker Bill Frist declares war on Internet Bootleggers
Reuters – Today the US Senate has approved a bill which would institute severe criminal and civil penalities for Internet Bootleggers who have been flooding the market with an especially potent brand of grain alcohol made in
an Oregon home still.“This menace has to be stopped now!” shouted House Speaker Bill Frist (R) of Tennessee after the votes had been tallied. Proponents of the new law say the illegal moonshine has been draining the US public of nearly $12 Billion dollars per year in lost tax revenues . They also state that there has been a marked increase in underage drinking since “The Happy Parrot” liqour went on sale. “It’s terrible, I have seen children as young as 11 hopped up on this illegal hootch and crashing their skateboards into trees and pedestrians around the Capital” reported Senator Jon Kyl (R) Arizona.
The bill has been sent attached to the “Safe Undergarments Act” and sent to the President for his signature. Bush is expected to sign the bill at a ceremony at the headquarters of “Depends” undergarments on Nov 1st.LOL!!!!!!! Prof, you are too funny! “The Happy Parrot” — HAH!
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lmaoooo @ the Professor!
Here in Missouri we still have the ozark mountain folks that make the shine, man they are a frightful looking bunch! My great grandpa use to make shine from persimmions. Then I have another family friend who use to make it from apples, you think it was apple cider and get totally trashed!
I love the parrot, the new parrot bay pineapple is my favorite:woohoo:
Professor you rock! :laugh:
I need some moonshine for sure!
