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Sometimes I pause and actually read a little spam for entertainment.
Some of these are hilarious.
Here is today’s:
Hello friend,
As you read this, I don’t want you to feel sorry for me,because, I believe everyone will die someday.
I am Abubakar sadiq. I a merchant originally of Omani nationality and i have been diagnosed with Esophageal cancer. It has defiled all forms of medical treatment , and right now I have only about a few months to live, according to medical experts. I have not particularly lived my life so well, as i never really cared for anyone(not even myself)but my business. Though I am very rich, I was never generous, I was always hostile to people and only focused on my business as that was the only thing I cared for. But now I regret all this as I now know that there is more to life than just wanting to have or make all the money in the world.
I believe when God gives me a second chance to come to this world i would live my life a different way. Please respond back to me on my personal email al_abubakarsadiq1957@yahoo.co.uk so i can explain better.
regards,
Abubakar sadiqHehe, defiled medical treatment! :tongue:
There are so many different approaches, you got to hand it to some of these guys, they come up with some incredible stories!
Abubakar sadiq
that’s quite a name.
lol. ya … and there’s a lot of this stuff …… a lot more than what I was getting a few months ago.
How proud and satisfied these people must be of their methods. Heads held high ….. such an honorable approach to life …. taking advantage of those who are either blinded by greed or more sadly …. those with caring intentions. – though that said … most this stuff promises great increase so those that are taken in ….. well …. you gotta wonder about the whole thought process ….. are the ones taken in deserving?
I know i couldn’t take someone’s life savings that I didn’t know …. had no claim to in any respect ….. and feel right about it.
“Hey …. picked your name out of the phone book … am dying …. got a million dollars …… thought I’d give it to you instead of some kind of charity or doing some kind of good with it”.
btw: please forward to Sallygwizz as I think if she/he has any money …. it is best invested in this endeavor rather than that person’s current interests.
@bb1webs 128566 wrote:
btw: please forward to Sallygwizz as I think if she/he has any money …. it is best invested in this endeavor rather than that person’s current interests.
Lolollol!!! :laughcry:
No panhandling for me today, but … I did win the lotto atleast 5 times! I don’t bother with the ones for less than five mil though…
@bb1webs 128566 wrote:
btw: please forward to Sallygwizz as I think if she/he has any money …. it is best invested in this endeavor rather than that person’s current interests.
You never cease to make me laugh
Funny thing is, while I was reading Dom’s post, I was thinking the EXACT same thing.
Gold.
well i wouldn’t have said that if I wasn’t aware that her/his membership here at CAP has been cancelled … but seein’ how it was ….
ya.. that person was really, really out there. just when you think you’ve seen it all …….
long comes Sally.
The net truly has all kinds wondering around on it. of course … I doubt I have to tell that to Renee or anybody else that has ever had any customer support type situations that they’ve been around.
I had (actually still have …but I keep meaning to cancel it) a live support link on my sites that never really got any attention but in the 5 years or so that I’ve had it .. I think I had like 4 people (aside from aff managers seeking to get listed: had plenty of those) …. but anyway out of that 4 … one person was intelligent enough to converse with.
I tried with them all but …. majority were so silly i couldn’t really do much more than say “thank you for stopping by, good luck but I don’t think I can help you” … I can’t remember any exacts but they were very strange or silly things
hopefully I’ll be able to get that down before good ol’ Sally finds it.
Here’s a good one:
Dear Friend, Due to your effort, sincerity, courage and trust worthiness you showed at the course of the Uk Online Lotto Winning cheque shipment to your location, I want to compensate you and show my gratitude to you with the sum of $250,00.000.00USD (two Hundred and fithy thousand United States Dollars) I have authorized the finance house where I deposited the money to issue you international certified bank draft cashable at your bank. My dear winner,I will like you to contact the CEO in charge of the finance house for the collection of this international certified bank draft. The name of the Person with your Cheque. COMPENSATION AND FINANCE HOUSE HEAD OFFICE CONTACT AGENT : MR DAVID HOEAK Email: info_compensationofficer002@yahoo.fr Finance and Security House United Kingdom Deposit Firm FSH Towers Chelsea T45H U.K. At the moment, I am very busy at Sydney,Australia because of the investment projects which myself and my new partner Mr rolland garvin and George Spencer of CTL Company are having at hand. Finally, remember that I have forwarded instruction to the Mr DAVID HOEAK at the finance house on your behalf to send the bank draft to you as soon as you contact him without delay. Please I will like you to accept this token with good faith as this is from the bottom of my heart. Thanks and God bless you and your family. My sincere advice to you as a christian is that you should endeavour to pay your tithe to a bible believing church when you get the money because i noticed it as a fudiciary agent that you were skeptical about your winnings when you were been ask by the Uk lotto Agency Inc to file out a claim for your prize. And now the current policy of the Lotto organiser is that if an emerged winner fails to claim up his/her winning cheque of E500,000pounds, it’s now mandatory that this fund can be remitted or forfeited to the fudiciary agent in charge of this winners file. 1. Full Names: 2. Residential Address: 3. Phone Number: 4. Fax Number: 5. Occupation: 6. Sex: 7. Age : 8. Nationality: 9. Present Country: However, I want you to contact him immediately as soon as you receive this information because he is leaving for the US by the end of this month and this might cost a delayment for you to receive this draft. Hope to hear from you soon. Yours Faithfull Rolland Garvin
Hmmm, now how much money is this? $250,00.000.00USD
And oh yes, you non-believer questioned your lotto winnings, you better go tithe!
What always shocks me is some people believe this and follow it through, they think its there one big chance in life to make money. I have had a friend ring me up and say you wont believe it some african prince is dieing and leaving me of all people £1,000,000 can you believe it? How can people be so naive.
Yeah, these things must work or there wouldn’t be so many of them. They have been around for years, too.
There was a case on one of those TV court shows where a woman was sued for money she borrowed to pay one of these lottery schemes. She still believed the money was coming to her, she really won.
Now there is something the DOJ should clamp down on….
same topic, but remember that nigerian email scam thing? i thought that was well funny…and lasted for over a year!
same with this lottery thing, i’m a billionaire daily with those emails…who would’ve thought :roflmao:
i mussed of missed smthg but who is “Sallygwizz” ?
Look for a closed thread about Bush in the politics forum.
Check out http://www.419eater.com/ for some fun with scammers. It’s funny to see the tables turned as they waste their time and money.
