Oh- that just gave me a great laugh!
Although, I think that every place gets these very “intelligent” questions from outsiders. Someone asked me if I used to ride a horse to school every day when I was living in Houston, Texas, and if we had cattle and tractors on the roads.
I’m impressed there were answers to those questions though, I think I would just give a look of disbelief and answer, no comment. 
Thanks for sharing!