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[Anonymous]

Janet’s Syndrome.
Cause: computer virus
Symptoms: phantom pregnancy, hovering, slightly impaired hearing
Cure: sleep

[Anonymous]

I’m afraid it’s bad news. You are suffering from
Dominique’s Disorder.

Cause: just one of those things

Symptoms: electric shocks, mild pustules, pustules, vegetarianism

Cure: smoke one and a half cigarettes with meals

[vladcizsol]

Professor’s Lurgy
Cause: psychological

Symptoms: foot swelling, occasional guilt, frequent knee pain, ectoplasm

Cure: drink lots of water

[Anonymous]

Good lord! You are suffering from
Jeff’s Disease.
Cause: secret military experiments

Symptoms: mild facial paralysis, occasional chest pain, tufts of hair

Cure: infect someone else

I doubt I can get close enough to anyone to infect them with these symptoms

[Anonymous]

rofl!!

That’s the best one yet.

[Anonymous]

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Cure: infect someone else

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good one Jeff

[Anonymous]

You’d better sit down. You are suffering from
Randy’s Disorder.
Cause: watching too much television

Symptoms: cranial bloating, sudden dizziness, extremely enlarged liver and spleen, darkening of urine

Cure: take a day off work

[Anonymous]

It’s just as I feared. You are suffering from
Ellen’s Lurgy.
Cause: just one of those things

Symptoms: excess saliva, scaly skin, smiling

Cure: fire

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