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Professor wrote:Most everybody is on their way home and should be available for business as normal by Tuesday.
Nahhh.. Affiliate managers were indeed abducted by aliens.. They are probably helping the USA in banning and restricting online gambling.
Quote:Nahhh.. Affiliate managers were indeed abducted by aliens.. They are probably helping the USA in banning and restricting online gambling.Nope, it was the politicians who were abducted by far right wing aliens that are trying to ban or restrict online gaming.
Affiliate Managers are subject to abduction by a different set of Aliens. When the abduction takes place the aliens implant a chip on the back of their head and return them to their offices none the wiser.
This chip instructs the manager when to shave affiliates (usually end of the month). It also simultaneously erases all memory of the shaving actions by the control subject.
It’s really quite sinister when you think about it.
It won’t be any “Alien” doing the abducting.
This seems like the PERFECT thread for my introduction
My name is Dave and I am the new affiliate manager for First Fidelity.Very nice board you have here, glad to find one that actually talks about buisiness!
If you have any questions about our affiliate program please feel free to get in touch
And for the record I am late in replying because I was busy talking to GWB about you guys WHILE shaving. :hehe:
(Disclaimer for the dense: there is absolutely no shaving at first fidelity – that was a joke, the GWB part was completely true tho)
Professor wrote:Affiliate Managers are subject to abduction by a different set of Aliens. When the abduction takes place the aliens implant a chip on the back of their head and return them to their offices none the wiser.This chip instructs the manager when to shave affiliates (usually end of the month). It also simultaneously erases all memory of the shaving actions by the control subject.
It’s really quite sinister when you think about it.
Too funny!
welll….
this should be getting a llonger thread as the rogue one
to early to make it sticky i geuss…..what business is this….??
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Oh No!
I have a chip?!
I hope it’s barbeque flavour, or plain chips – I’m not fond of any other flavours (especially those nasty shaving ones) LOL.
Yes, I’ll be back at work on Tuesday – our support centre has been dealing with the load while I’ve been away but inevitably there will be some email to get through which will be done ASAP and then directly onto payments :bigsmile:
Cheers!
Trish
Affiliate Manager
Casino Profit Share.I can only speak on behalf of the AM’s that were at CAP Spring break this year. First of all most were abducted by Captian Morgans and others of the like. After a short holiday rehab we should all be back and emailing like usual.
For a while there I thought I was pretty cool down there in Miami, hanging out with freinds and having nightly drinks and parties. Then I got back…got on the PC and remember how cool I am really am…that was a sad day
But none the less. Glad to be back home, glad to have met up with a lot of great people and some wonderful new affiliate partners! Till Vegas….:drunk2:
this is too funny thread but yet true…
I can not remember anything over the past few days, so I believe one of the following happened:-
1) US authorities abducted me upon entrance into the US
2) Aliens abducted me while on the boat
3) My drink was spiked with alcohol impairing my memorySimoneaton wrote:My drink was spiked with alcohol impairing my memoryThose devious b*st*rds!
