Now, Dear Martyn,
I did not email you because the last we spoke you were having something fishy looked over for me regarding well….something fishy. Ms. Sarah knows of what I speak. No one ever got back to me. I sent an email to you asking for something else unrelated, also unanswered. Finally, I stated the tread to 1. see what others think first and 2. see what I think after seeing what they think. 
My apologies, but as you see it was not reasonable for me to email you again. When will my question come back from your database manager?….
I still really like promoting your brands and I am confused as to why no one over there is as nice as other places I work with…just kidding. :shhh: