You make such a great point, rmeeuwsen! I swear… the comments that do come through are pretty amazing.
Back in the day, I worked with a ton of email affiliates and at the bottom of the campaigns they would be running, they would include these weird, spammy verses. I wish I knew the technical ins and outs… but there is something associated with the amount of content and what is written that actually helps with the ISPs to increase the chance for the message to get delivered & (hopefully) inboxed. Pretty nuts…