In line with the topic of the thread, the FUNNIEST way I have ever told someone what I do is that I work for an online casino group and when they ask me do I deal cards to the players (which is what 99% of people ask – some people really are clueless) I tell them “you know how there’s all those porn sites out there, well basically if you sign up for a porn account through those guys, they get paid. i help people make money like that, but with casino” – the “but with casino” usually comes about 5 seconds after their jaw drops open because they think i work in porn. 