December 14, 2009 at 9:36 pm
#806563
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Wow, maybe women are into different thing out there. Around Newport Beach those wouldn’t fly. Around here all the girls are fit and spend a ton of time making sure they stay that way. I have seen this one work, but don’t have near the amount of confidence to even attempt it.
Walk up to the cutest single girl in the bar. The one everyone is looking at and striking out with. Look her up and down and say this:
“hmm, I guess I just don’t see what the big deal is. I mean, you’re cute, but, this is Newport”
It is beyond me how to follow that though.