For his birthday Little Matt asked for a 10-speed bicycle.
His father said, “Son, we’d give you one, but the mortgage on this house is $800,000 and your mother just lost her job. There’s no way we can afford it.’
The next day the father saw Little Matt heading out the front door with a suitcase. So he asked, ‘Son, where are you going?’ Little Matt told him, ‘I was walking past your room last night and I heard you tell mum you were pulling out. Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too.
I’ll be damned if I’m staying here by myself with an $800,000 mortgage!