LOLLLLL…Good one!
OK, here is my laugh for the day..
Three Baseball players are walking around the ball park , A Redsox, A Yankee, and A Cardinal…on there walk they come across a body in the bushes..!!..A naked woman is lying there dead, so they call the police and wait for them to arrive. During the mean time, The Cardinal baseball player decideds to take his cap off and use it to cover her face, and says i need to give her some respect….so, the redsox players proceeds to put his cap ontop of her boobs to cover as much as he could and the yankee player covers here vagina with his hat.
The police show up and walk over to the body with note pads in hand and start taking notes, when one of the officers walks over to the Ballplayers and asks them if those caps are thiers. They say yes they are, and could they get them back when they move the body.
So the officer takes them over to the body and takes the Cardinal cap off looks under it at her face, takes a note and gives the hat back to the player. Then he proceeds to look under the redsox hat, at the womans boobs, takes a note or two, and then takes the hat off and gives it back to the player.
Then you goes down to the yankee cap, looks under the cap, stands there for a minute, and looks under the cap again>???? Well the Yankee p layer gets upset and ask the cop if he was some kind of pervert or something, and ask why he keeps looking under the hat , at the womans vagina….When the cop turns around and says ” I had to take a second look, because i was surprised,….usually when i look under a new york yankee hat, i find an asshole!!
LOLLLLL