LOL,
Renee, i am pleased you laughed your ass off…that was the intention!! lolll
BB1…always great to see you hun. Thanks for the thanksgiving funny.
i think i may have one or two more up my sleeve, so lets keep the laughs going…i hope.
{ please no one take offense, just a joke!! }
Three men join in sky diving lessons. A French man, a Italian, and a pollock.{ ?}..
Its the first day to jump and they are with thier instructor. They all jump out of the plane together, and start thier freefall. The first one to pull his chute chord is the frenchman, and next goes the italian, but the pollock keeps free falling….
The instructor starts yelling to the pollock to pull his chord, and he responds with ” Not Yet, this is Great!! just a little bit more”…
So the instructor lets him free fall a little bit more and than starts yelling to him that they are hitting 5000 feet and he needs to pull is chord!!!!….but the pollock, stubbornly says,…Not yet….just a little bit more i promise!
well the pollock keeps falling and falling and the instructor keeps yelling until it seems all is lost, and they are to close to the ground to pull the chord now….and the Instructor yells, i tried to get you to pull your chord, and now its to late you idiot!!….now the chord will not work!!….and to this the pollock replys//
THATS OK…I CAN JUMP FROM HERE!!
LOLLLLLLLLLLL