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@LandofOz 181925 wrote:

I smile while thinking about past experiences all the time. What I can’t figure out is why do people think you’re weird if you walk through a shopping mall smiling, but it’s ok if you’re frowning?

You know, this is something that bugs me… If I have been angry, and walking through a shopping centre because I’m trying to do some retail therapy, the smile doesn’t come until AFTER the purchasing…

So walking around with a shitty look on my face, I have actually had people on more than one occasion tell me to smile… and I have to admit, being in the shitty mood i was in, wasn’t in the mood for happy people to be telling me what to do, so turned around and told them my [ insert relative here ] just died and to fuck off… The look on their face made me laugh enough.

[ PS Sorry if there is any offense taken there ]

HenrikG wrote:
Man to wife: Tell me something that will make me both happy and sad
wife- of all your friends you have the biggest dick

That is golden. You are a champion (I knew it as soon as you laughed with me at Joker about Mr Stapler BTW, just needed one more shred of proof ;) ).