Do you fit the following criteria:
1. Always bright eyed and bushy tailed
2. happy with table scraps
3. always ready to go wherever and whenever I want
4. spend hours entertaining yourself with a squeaky toy
5. Sleep rolled up at my feet
6. Think I am the greatest hunter in the world because I return home with fish, chicken, beef and pork in one trip
7. follow simple commands such as sit, stay, down and come
8. are happy to be sent outside when you get on my nerves.