coffee black and a few lines of cocaine is the quickest way to lose weight, probably not the choice of many people, i like to throw some cognac in my morning expresso for a nice warm glow, grapefruit on an empty stomach is supposed to be good for losing weight too
try it out
1 grapefruit
1 expresso
1 ounce of cognac
5-7 lines of cocaine
1 litre of water(you’ll need it)
i guarantee you’ll lose weight at a record pace