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Zlzmbmax
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Martyn;178064 wrote:
All in all though, the closest I was to being scared throught the trip was when I was at dinner with Hodgeyboy. Luckily he decided to spend most of his evening like this… :flush:

How are the guts Tone? :roflmao:

Your concern is touching, Marty.

Yeah, I heard about the muggings but the closest I got was GBH on my rectum from some of the battered prawns from the CAP (so-called) Lunch on the Friday! :roflmao:

Four hours later I was staggering alone and bewildered through the street of Barca as my body attempted to eject aforementioned prawns from my system. It took every ounce of concentration and self-esteem I had to keep ‘downstairs’ locked-down, meaning that it all escaped ‘up top’.

Here are my guaranteed tips for avoiding a mugging in Barca:

1) Avoid the prawns. No, seriously….., don’t even f#%king think about eating prawns from a buffet – what was I thinking?

2) Sweat. A lot. This gives you the benefit of looking like an actual addict, thereby making people think that you’re more of a threat to them.

3) Puke up into flower beds, bins, any piece of street furniture that seems appropriate…, and puke up often.

I think that point three probably proved the most effective overall