So, another game has been and gone, and another game week has been and gone with Jasper Van Der Blieks ‘ Zyzrazazz’ team still playing Anrei Shevchenko up front…
Biggest shock of the week was Man Citys demolition job of FA Cap winners Portsmouth. Robinho seems to be settling in nicely up at Eastlands with 2 goals and 1 assist in 2 games, netting him 15 points so far. Could he be the man for Jasper?
Or could it be our favourite winker Christiano Ronaldo. Bought on as a sub in the Man Utd vs Chelsea game, he was soon showing us all what he is best at – namely diving and gesticulating at the ref. Our boy Ronaldo scored a massive zero points this week, probably not a good return for the immense 14 million that he is valued at…
No change in the top 2, but Marscapone Utd, managed by Tobias M move up a place into third. There are only 5 points separating the top three teams in the league, but its early days yet. At the bottom, new entry Nick Haslem used the advantage of seeing who the form players were when he picked his team to score an above average 43 points. Eleven Men in Flight slipped a place and the aforementioned Zyzarzazz stayed where they were. Greg Walkers ‘Dragons’ moved off the bottom with a tasty 55 points, scooting him 7 places up the table to mid table obscurity.
Top points scorer this week was Kate Lavericks ‘The Matadors’ who amassed a huge 61 points, thanks in part to the miniscule Shaun Wright Phillips suddenly discovering how to cross a ball.
At the other end, Freddie Ng’s ‘The Zombies’ recorded a miserable 21 points, mainly due to Robbie Keanes inability to play football. However, the life long LIverpool fan seems to be settling in nicely up Scouseland, as like many of his Liverpool team mates he had his house burgled last week.
Now, there have been some mentions about averaging out Nick Haslems ‘Hazos Heroes’ team to make up for the late arrival. However, if I do that, then I should also compensate Booter as he joined in week 2. So, if it is OK with everyone I will add this weeks average score accordingly. Weeks 5 average score was 37 points, so I will add 37 points to Booter for the week he missed, and 4 x 37 points to Hazos Heroes to make up for the weeks he missed.
However, I am aware that we are playing for cash, and that Hazoes Heroes have an advantage as Nick could pick form players and not be penalised for substitutions (I mean seriously, who would have picked Zaki and Carew up front at the start of the season 
). So, I need three league members to agree to this. Post your approval or disapproval here, and if I get 3 ‘OKs’ then I will adjust the table accordingly. I hope that you think this is fair.
| 1 | no1 | jason gabriel | 29 | 237 |
| 2 | Arsenal | Ian sims | 29 | 235 |
| 3 | Mascarpone Utd | Tobias M | 43 | 231 |
| 4 | taskeshicastle | Bob stein | 39 | 229 |
| 5 | Go Go Theo sideburns | josh green | 42 | 224 |
| 6 | Manila Lovers Utd | Tony Adams | 37 | 213 |
| 7 | The Matadors | Kate Laverick | 61 | 212 |
| 8 | Priestfield Rejects | Tom Galanis | 35 | 210 |
| 9 | bluetoffee | nick gandy | 35 | 203 |
| 10 | Betway United | Henrik Granlund | 51 | 201 |
| 11 | Webroute Spurs | Yoni Sidi | 33 | 199 |
| 12 | QPR 2nd XI | James Rosen | 36 | 197 |
| 13 | Melon Ball | Neil Mitchell | 58 | 197 |
| 14 | aliandem | joanna gandy | 23 | 195 |
| 15 | pokertorrentz | Kasper Wagner | 39 | 192 |
| 16 | Allergis Vagyok | Mike Lancaster | 31 | 184 |
| 17 | Pratts Players | Alex Pratt | 33 | 181 |
| 18 | The Zombies | Freddy Ng | 21 | 176 |
| 18 | Dragons | Greg Walker | 55 | 176 |
| 20 | Dog Toffee FC | martyn beacon | 47 | 173 |
| 21 | Booter | Nick Rambo | 22 | 167 |
| 22 | River Bowl | David Newstead | 28 | 159 |
| 23 | Zyzarzazz | Jasper van der Bliek | 30 | 155 |
| 24 | Eleven Men In Flight | Anthony Hodgetts | 30 | 145 |
| 25 | Hazo’s Heroes | Nick Haslem | 43 | 43 |