This is all I can afford – please note the Shell garage in the background for added poignancy.
To be fair, I have driven a fair few beasts this year, ranging from the hand-shaking power of the Hyundai Getz (it really is a pile of s**t) to the boy racer Seat Leon, which, whilst it looked good, got me in trouble with the Spanish law!
The Getz (aka F***ing Plastic Shopping Trolley) – Just take a look at that boot space!
The Leon (aka Red Rag to the Guardia)
I also have a tendency of driving other people up the wall. Martyn will have you believe this is down to a crack habit. Actually it’s not (and I can confirm that I am not addicted to crack, have never even tried it and certainly do not condone such behaviour), I just like doing it – driving people up the wall that is!