Dear Santa,
I believe I can beat the offer of beer and biscuits, I’ve already bought chocolate chips, mint chocolate chips, butterscotch chips, and peanut butter (don’t worry, I splurged for the reeces peanut butter chips, I didn’t by the cheap stuff!)
I also have a bottle of Patrone, Hennesy and Captain Morgans. I’m not to big a drinker, so the bottles are all nearly full.
Now I don’t want any fish.. or wales. ..
But I would be ever so happy with any of the below gifts:
An Escalade (full size plz, hot wheels just seem to lack a little when compared to reality)
A Chrysler 300 or a Dodge Charger (2008 model plz)
Since ixian has pointed out you may have a small slay this year.. I will settle for top search engine rankings for a few words, such as poker, online poker, poker news, casino, online casino and casino winners, as I know the power of Christmas miracles lies within your Christmas bag 
Thanks Santa!
Your’s at least somewhat truly,
Cathy
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