You do this for free?
That’s very kind of you..
I am sure that if I do get back into this business that you will be very helpful to me. I hope someone at least tips you for your help, I can assure you that I will any time you help me make or avoid losing money!!
For you, that will be $500/hour, with a $1000 minimum charge.
This is a community and not a billboard. People here have helped me many times over.
If you insult me again, you will regret it.