I got sick.
So, we go down the road of rhetorical ruin and follow the Pied Piper?
Not me. I messed with scripts and cauldrons in my early days when it was fun not livelihood.
Dabble in the dark arts if you will.
Content will win in the end as the Google God crumbles to dust in the forgotten withered….
OK, I went to Disney Land, will get over it…. 
Meanwhile, Google claims the best algo ever (ain’t got a link for that) and a spammy site rules…
I betchya if you revert to the top spam technique of 1996 with (nearly) white text on a white page you will rank in the top 10.
In ’97-03 no one ever used it (smart webmasters at least) for fear of being permanently banned from Google.
Thank crickey we never, ever relied only on Google. That has been a lifesaver.