Now, why can I picture that as a DIY Rescue episode? You get that show?…People who make the biggest DIY messups and a team come in to fix it all up?
Mental image is of Cappy after a few brews putting the nail gun through everything in sight including one less than deserved foot and being carted through the wilderness to hospital.
OK, maybe I have an overactive imagination! Good luck Cappy! 
Once you start…it never ends! 