I almost forgot. reason I came in here was to tell the story of how my parents thru a party (actually it was new years eve) and being non-drinkers they and their like-minded friends had like a couple drinks all thru the evening.
anyway us kids had a basketball that was partially filled with sand so it wouldn’t bounce right .. just a joke kids play .. anyway come time to leave the party my Dad says okay before we can let anyone leave (who’s been drinking) … we need to test to make sure you’re okay to drive by having you dribble a basketball.
so when they got to his target … a rather naive and reserved man .. Dad made the switch without notice and of course the guy couldn’t get the ball to bounce right for him.
I was very young but it was one of the funniest things I ever saw … the look on his face when they’d bring the ball back to the guy to “give him another chance” 