Welcome to the ‘team’ mate.
You’l have trouble beating Carlo at the posting thing, but that’s coz he has way too much time on his hands 
Just kidding mate. Actually I haven’t seen Carlo post for a day or so… Where is the world is Carlo _________ (insert last name here).. Hey we could make a game based on you Carlo…
Oh dear.. I got smacked in the head with a football yesterday at lunch time and I think i’m suffering a mild concussion making me talk more shit than usual… sorry!