Off the beaten track..
1) Can escort you to a real football match.
Overpriced tea, hot enough to strip the plastic off your passport. Overpriced pies at half time.. 1 round ball, 1 referee.
2) Good for a laugh would be an English casino, compared to a Vegas casino 
Simmo will have to take you, I steer well clear.
3) Greyhound meeting or horseracing, get Jackpot Joy to take you. I think the nearest to where you are at Hyde Park would be Wimbledon Dogs. Horses would be Kempton.
I guess your daughter likes gambling, 2 and 3 she would like more than freezing outside Buckingham Palace for half an evening.. 1 is not so disimilar heheh.
imo