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    Anonymous
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    Pres. Bush says he went on the “internets” and used “the google” for maps.

    What is it with the politicians and “the internets”?

    Last thing I heard is one saying he got a mail on “the internets” and it didn’t arrive til yesterday and wondering why.

    Bush apparently also said that there were “rumors on the internets”.

    I understand that the “internets” is a series of tubes clogged up by lots and lots of movies and pokerchips, as was explained to me by a US politician here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQxI4bI09Nc .

    Perhaps we should blame Al Gore, who said he invented the internet. At least he didn’t say “internets”, so maybe he knew what he was talking about?

    But who is “the Google”? Is it “the Donald’s” associate?

    #713794
    Anonymous
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    The US President is an Educated Man

    The Google may be a way to state that a company is very successful and thus considered important in our society. It’s kind of like saying I googled the keywords or I googled my name, a way or dressing up a speech. To say, “Last night I went on Google” is too boring. “Last night I went on The Google” brings some smiles to some faces and dresses up the speech.

    :rasta: Some of my Dressy Sites:

    #713797
    Anonymous
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    forfreecasinos wrote:
    The US President is an Educated Man
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    Nice sarcasm. This goon is the most inept moron that this country has seen since the mid 1960’s. Yale will take anyone that has the cash that his family has. I think he wasn’t trying to be cute here — I think it is sheer ignorance.
    #713799
    Anonymous
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    The Google also declared we cant use its name on the internets whenever we want

    #713800
    Anonymous
    Inactive

    Hey blame the hanging chads!

    #713803
    Anonymous
    Inactive

    Just because you went to Yale and got an MBA (1st President in history) doesn’t mean that your educated. Heck, look at some of our posters. I’m sure that they must have at least passed the 8th grade!:shakebutt

    #713804
    Anonymous
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    slotplayer wrote:
    Hey blame the hanging chads!

    Hehe, if it wasn’t so sad it would be hilarious!

    dummies.gif

    #713806
    Anonymous
    Inactive

    Remember the internet is a military product … internet 2

    exits, so it really is the internets.

    :rolleyes:

    #713807
    Anonymous
    Inactive

    Instead of calling George W. Bush a jackass, I will now refer to him as “The Jackass.”

    #713819
    Anonymous
    Inactive

    internet-idiot.jpg

    #713820
    Anonymous
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    dhayman wrote:
    This goon is the most inept moron that this country has seen since the mid 1960’s.Yep. I couldn’t agree more.

    acesup wrote:
    Instead of calling George W. Bush a jackass, I will now refer to him as “The Jackass.”LOL! I like that. :tongue:
    #713863
    Anonymous
    Inactive

    This man has access to satellite technology and hi-res spy pictures that we can only dream of, and still he uses Google to look at his friggin’ ranch !?!?!

    #713864
    Anonymous
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    Breakfastman wrote:
    This man has access to satellite technology and hi-res spy pictures that we can only dream of, and still he uses Google to look at his friggin’ ranch !?!?!

    Naw, I think it’s to figure out where Afghanistan and Iraq are.

    #713873
    Anonymous
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    He probably doesn´t want to know where Iraq and Afghanistan are as long as the people that fly air force 1 know. I guess he was looking for a Burger place nearby.

    By the way, Keith Olberman uses “the Google” in his closing line in this funny video about “staying the course”

    #713877
    Anonymous
    Inactive

    Thanks for that link!

    Too funny!

    Someone really should help these folks with “the google” and “the internets”.

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