Google is an advanced organization system that tries to simplify the amount of noise we are exposed to.
Google is dewey decimal on meth.
Google is a broker that buys and sells the commodity of our attention.
Google is a voyeur.
Google is a building in Mountain View with a bomb cafeteria.
Google is an exit strategy for good business ideas.
Google is a trap set up by the Illuminati to distract the best minds in the world with competing for the elusive #1 position, thus allowing them to take over the world.
Google is a surrogate father that we ask questions to and get responses that seem relevant but most of the time don’t make complete sense.
Google is a spell check that asks “did you mean ___”.
Google is a company set up to fund unappreciated artists by letting them take a stab at rendering the 6 letters of their name.
Google is a simple way to find the worlds worst computer viruses, just search “porn” and click on any of the top results.