FYI….
This is how a screenplay is written. If you were an actor or in the movie/stage business, you would have no problem understanding the format this was written in.
I could have modified it to be more “storybook” however, I am not the original author and J.Scott Miller (The original author) feels that the only people who should get to read this should also be aware that it is just that… A SCREENPLAY.
I only posted this as I got a few chuckles out of it and thought that you might also enjoy it.