On FIRE! WTF?! Please explain!
If I must.lol It was many eons ago when smoking was allowed on planes. Some drunk clown fell asleep with a cigarette. Lit up his chair, suit, tore his suit off and threw it in the isle knocking over someone elses drink and all that caught on fire. Man did it all stink. Good thing we hadn’t taken off yet. It was a holiday weekend and were delays like crazy. I felt it a learning experience. since then, I have never complained about a delay.