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ravan
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Inspiration;198829 wrote:
Cool !
I think this “Quattrocasino” will be a good one too !

I wish I could share your enthusiasm.
A poster at “a very well known portal which I dare not mention here in case I get banned from CAP” did a breakdown (& nearly had a breakdown doing it) of their multi-page, bad grammar, extremely convoluted, complicated and contradictory welcome bonus terms, which are one of the worst written and player unfriendly that I have ever seen.
What on earth makes this casino group think they can attract players with sign-up bonuses which are among the very worst for any MG casino on the net? :confused:

This is how I summarised the details, following the other person’s post:-

Great Welcome Bonus!
Receive $444 FREE to play for 44 minutes AND keep your winnings!
(Well, not all your winnings, just up to $100 (or $200))
Note: We lied – you can’t really keep your winnings, because you have to wager them first. But before you can do that you have to deposit $50, or $100, or $200 to claim your 200% or 100% bonus.

Terms:
Players must wager their bonus chips through 40 times (or 30 times), or 50 times if you live in a country where everyone is an evil bonus abuser, or if you’re Jewish.
In addition to the wagering above, you must wager a bit more to avoid being called a bonus abuser. We are not going to tell you how much more because that would take the fun out of it.
Also you must not place any single bets bigger that the secret amount only the casino manager & psychics know. If you guess wrong you are a bonus abuser & will lose all your winnings.
Finally, any players having the audacity to deliberately try to win from this bonus will also forfeit all such winnings.

Free Draw!
All bonus abusers – sorry, players will be automatically entered into a free draw to win a car (or a holiday)! If you don’t lose all your deposit & winnings, or don’t admit to the casino that you are a bonus abuser, or don’t tell us when you first signed up (because we can’t read our own player reports) your entry into the draw will be withdrawaled.
If any bonus abuses fool our system & get into the draw – we will scrap the whole thing & start again.

Simple! :thumbsup:

….or maybe not :Cry:
KK