You should have sued that guy with the finger jab! Bastard…I hate ppl like that.
My worst one, and I’ve broken pretty much everything playing “real” football, was my collar bone (2nd time). I’d scored the perfect hat-trick (left foot, right foot, header) for the one and only time in my “career” and added one with my knee for good luck, was bearing down on goal for #5 when I tripped on a clod of earth and landed on my shoulder – snap. Anyone ever had a collar bone go? Agony LOL. Gave everyone else a laugh though.