Hodgeyboy, you missed out the injuries suffered while running the buffet gauntlet…
I have had not much to speak of, besides a broken nose during a rugby match, a dislocated toe whilst playing football (very painful btw) and a fair few bruises from thai boxing.
I also ran in to a tree which is the cause of the scar across my forehead, incidentally Beaconator, whilst chasing my dog to a stick.