ok, i have another one!! lollll
I am full of these things. lolll
Back in the day before i was married to me hubby, i had invited him over for a nice night of dinner and movie. So during the day, i was getting everything ready , including myself. So showering and freshening up was on the schedule.
Well, us ladies like to feel all “fresh” when we think we might be having a night of dinner and sex..lol….so a douche was in order..loll
Well, i did not have one, and had no time to go to the store to buy one, but the brilliant woman that i am, i figured, hey, i can make my own…..lol
You can buy vinegar and water ones at the store, and i have water, and i have vinegar in the fridge, so i have all the needed materials,
so i proceeded to make my own home made douche….lollllll
well, i knew the minute i was in the shower and used my brilliant contraption, that something was wronggggg….cause it burned like hell!!!!
so, i suffered through the burn, and it went away, and then it felt all tingly and fresh, so i thought, ok, its over, and i feel fresh. everything is ok…lol
My future hubby shows up later, and we are sitting on the couch waiting for dinner, when he looks at me and says…”Did you make a salad for dinner”??
Cause i can smell a salad!
OMG>>>>
LOLLL….lollllll..i almost died.!
Needless to say, i threw together a salad that wasn’t planned and spent the rest of the night on the arm chair in the living room !!! lolll…and no, no sex that night.
lolllllllll