When i was a kid we couldn’t afford cereal, ya i know, sounds like an Eddie Murphy line, damn we was so poor we had to fart in the bathtub if we wanted a jacuzzi, anyway, mama used to rip off a few chunks of bread, some sugar, and throw it in a bowl of milk, it was actually pretty damn tasty
I like that Froot Loops horror story, it’s funny, i’d have to be completely unconscious to hit the emergency room, and somebody would have to take me cuz i wouldn’t take myself, i’m just that kinda guy
Oddly enough, just the other day i was playing one of my screwy games with my gang, like a scene from the Road Warrior this game involved basically getting drunk and hitting eachother over the head with a piece of wood the size of a bat, and wouldn’t u know it, i get busted up over the head, there’s a hole in my head big enough to stick my thumb through and blood is gushing everywhere, it was hilarious, people are walking by us on the street scared to death, i can’t even see my face anymore it’s covered with blood, and i turned out fine, so far anyway, i still feel some numbness in parts of my head and parts of my face are purple, my nose might be broken, not sure, it was already broken, prolly coulda used a few stitches now that i think about it
What i’m trying to say is that i get your point of view with that expired cereal scare, i mean it’s funny to me, here we were the other day with blood pouring out of our heads and some yutz goes peddling by on his bicycle wearing a helmet and knee pads, damn, when i was a kid i used to try to wipe out on my bicycle on purpose and make myself bleed just to pick up cute girls, what the hell is happening to everyone