The internet is a nice thing, you can learn anything about anyone
So what’s the difference between Lichtenstein and Liechtenstein ?
Not much apparently, it’s like comparing an orange to a tangerine
http://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lichtenstein
Even Wiki redirects one to the other, but the original post lists the address as Lichtenstein, Li(which i assume stands for Liechtenstein)
But since we’re all suddenly eager to learn about Lichty, let me start by saying that they are a purely evil little nation controlled by the no-gooders of this world.
The only reason Lichty are considered politically neutral is because that’s where all the big boys keep their gold safe when they start their killing sprees
It’s where the Nazi’s kept their gold safe, which makes it funny in an ironic way, now some of you would voluntarily entrust them with your gold while a few short years ago you would die before doing something so stupid
Here are some more goodies about Lichty from some miltary/espionage type forums, pure vintage:
educated rumor suggestes that Lichtenstein is really running the secret world government and is repsonsible for the top secret UN weather machine that keeps 3rd world nations oppressed. Of course on web pages like the SP where people commonly have knowledge of Top Secret and code word government projects.. we’d of course be wise to what the evil Lichtenstonian’s are up to
The international whisperings about the nefarious and perfidous Lichtenstein are more than “educated rumor”. They are solidly in the category of SWAG. And once something gets to SWAG status, well, it may be fake or even fraudulent but we all know it’s accurate
Well, if anybody messes with Lichtenstein they’ll have Switzerland to answer to. What does that tell you? Yup, that’s right, those secretive numbered accounts in Swiss banks originate in Lichtenstein. You did know that “Illuminati” is an anogram for “Lichtenstein” in 14th century Venitian, didn’t you
Educated rumor says it was originally Lichtenstein which perpetrated the murderous fraud that dihydrous oxide (the single largest killer of humans in history) is essential to human health
Lichtenstein’s support for women’s sufferage was part of an elaborate plan to control the world. It was known among the Lichtenstein chapter of the Knight’s Templar as the “Baden-Wurttemberg Wives” plan. This horrid chapter in Lichtenstein’s brutal past was updated and immortalized in the famous movie, “Stepford Wives” which, BTW, failed miserably in adhering to the actual facts of the plan
Now that is just some seriously funny stuff, who would of thought
It’s funny but it’s those little countries that pose the serious threat to humanity, everyone assumes it’s the big superpowers that can do the most damage, but i disagree, the big boys have big toys and can fight a war, but how do you think a small country like Lichty, with a military of 7000, would respond to a confrontation, they’d probably douse you with an infectious invisible spray and watch it spread like wildfire, then after a few days the whole world is infected and only Lichty has the antedote.
And don’t think it’s not possible, these countries spend billions of dollars trying to figure out a way to do just that.
Well, now that i’ve cheered everyone up, it’s back to the lab, i think i’ve just discovered an evil chemical agent in my potato that i can use to take over the world from the comfort of my own home.
P.S.
If somebody says that Lichtenstein is German and Liechtenstein is Swiss, you will get the first potato attack.
Definition :
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liechtenstein
and culture:
http://www.cc.gatech.edu/gvu/people/Phd/Benjamin.Watson/links/liechtenstein.html
and politics:
http://ec.europa.eu/comm/external_relations/lichtenstein/intro/index.htm
and official site:
http://www.liechtenstein.li/en/eliechtenstein_main_sites/portal_fuerstentum_liechtenstein/fl-multimedia-information/fl-multimedia-information-videos.htm
It is equal to Monaco and Gibraltar in political autonomy. It is a trustworthy country. Doesn’t mean that it is free of crooks of course, they are everywhere.
Not sure where the Lichtenstein spelling comes from.