I must be too quick. (My wife complements me on this all the time)
now you’ve done it Brad!
I’ve got to tell this story. ………. ahem….. Ladies that get offended easily may want to leave before reading further.
we’ve got this guy in our neighborhood we call “Crazy Tim” who works for the water dist.
One evening he was telling me he had to work downtown that day and on his way home he stopped and bought a …. professional.
so he’s telling me that he was quite surprised because she was getting into it too: and he said as he neared the end that she started saying to him
“oh baby, don’t stop,… I’m almost there.”
“Screw that bitch! Its a race and the first one to get there wins”.
my hero!
… totally true story.
ps.
although the guys know this; the ladies may not. Trust me when I say that if a guy says something to that effect in the heat of the moment… he’s already crossing the finish line as he speaks.