KevKev, you are really funny and way out of line. I have met with The Professor and the Captain many times, and barring any disasters will do so many more times.
I am sure their wives would be quite upset to have to share one of them?
Everyone who has been around has at least seen pictures of both, and anyone who has been to any conventions has seen them in person.
You just have no idea what you are talking about. 
PROFESSOR SAID:”Thats bullshit Kev Kev”
“Why be a total Dufus”
“Did you over dose on stupid pills this morning”
Must be….