This thread is almost a case of deja vu from about 12 months back.
Yep!
But accusing islandmaan of bribery because he wants to pay someone who may be able to pick the right sites and descriptions is a bit out there.
I didn’t pay anyone for helping me with my dmoz listing, but I certainly would do so if I thought specific wording of the description or specific page content would help and someone out there was more learned than me. I never assume that I know best, I always assume someone out there knows more on whatever subject than I do.
Paying someone to apply their knowledge on your behalf is done every day and it’s not bribery.