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Dear Affiliate Manager,
It be comin’ down on de Holiday Seasons and da damn start uh a New Year, and ah’ dought it would be some baaaad idea t’start off on some baaaad note in 2005. So, ah’ have listed some few suggesshuns fum several webmasters ah’ hope ya’ gots’ta see as some positive step t’improvin’ yo’ fine honky code.
1 – Payin’ affiliates on time be impo’tant. Man! We value timely payments plum as much as ya’ value receivin’ yo’ pay on time.
2 – Respondin’ t’emails and rap rod messages could mean de difference between some sale, o’ even prime placement. Man! You’s neva’ know where yo’ next whale be comin’ fum.
3 – Tellin’ one affiliate one doodad, while tellin’ anoda’ sump’n different be a ticket t’disaster. Ah be baaad… We rap t’each oder. Ah be baaad…
4 – Detailed stats dat show which hits, waaay downloads and deposits is comin’ fum where, improve targetin’ uh advertisin’ campaigns. Not everyone gots’ta snatch advantage, but fo’ dose who do, it be a real helpful tool t’have available.
5 – Honky codes dat use certain fo’m uh “coercion” t'”against” affiliates gots’ta see fewa’ webmasters takin’ dem down on deir offers, dig dis: e.g. What it is, Mama! Extremely high minimums fo’ payments, requirin’ some minimum numba’ of new players each mond befo’e payments is made on ‘esistin’ players. Dese tactics is offensive, and narrow yo’ ‘esposho’ man, when de idea be to increase da damn numba’ of affiliates advertisin’ fo’ ya’.
6 – If an affiliate honky code promotes mo’e dan one casino, combines de negatives fum one casino wid de profit fum anoder, and den carries upside negatives, do ya’ wonda’ why mo’e webmasters duzn’t carry yo’ casinos? Guess? Why boda’ drowin’ depositin’ players somewhere dat be basically drowin’ bre’d waaay down some hole, when ya’ kin drow de playa’ to some place where dey gots’ta de same games, dig paid plum as quickly, gots as baaaad some customa’ service, o’ better, and da damn webmasta’ makes bre’d as well?
Webmasters gots initial ‘espenses t’advertise yo’ product, wid no guarantee uh return on dat initial investment. Man! Dat’s de dojigger uh de game. But makin’ it harda’ to stay in business, where yo’ product digs less ‘esposho’ man, hurts affiliate honky codes, de casinos dey represent, and da damn webmasta’ as well.
Since da damn majo’ search engines is now bannin’ gamblin’ advertisin’, I’m sho’ man ya’ know how difficult it be now t’get targeted traffic. Co’ got d’ beat! Fo’ dis reason, webmasters is havin’ t’wo’k some lot harda’ to drow hits t’ya’. Hits is mo’e ‘espensive, as well.
Duzn’t be surprised if webmasters narrow de numba’ of casinos dey advertise, t’de ones dey feel gots’ta make da damn most return on de bre’d invested in advertisin’, and time spent gainin’ traffic. Co’ got d’ beat!
Dose dat convert da damn best, gots’ta get da damn traffic. Co’ got d’ beat! Dose casinos dat duzn’t seem t’convert, fo’ whuteva’ reason, o’ whose results is hard t’measho’ man in dollars, gots’ta be moved t’back pages, o’ be removed altogeder. Ah be baaad…
Dis be an unfo’tunate part uh any business. De products dat duzn’t show some profit, duzn’t dig prime placement, in yo’ local retailer, o’ on de internet. Man!
Payin’ on time, and makin’ lowa’ minimum payments, $100, fo’ instance, gives de impression an affiliate honky code be wo’kin’ wid affiliates, rada’ dan makin’ it harda’ on dem t’promote yo’ product. Man!
Yo! recon’ it o’ not, dere is affiliate honky codes who, right now, gots $500 minimum payments, advertise fo’ mo’e dan 2 casinos, combine dem de profits fum one wid de losses fum anoder, and carry upside negatives! Preach it loud, bruddah! And den email webmasters ax’in’ why dey kin’t dig front page spots! Preach it loud, bruddah!?? Or any spot at all! Preach it loud, bruddah! Oders is always ‘esplainin’ why webmasters’ payments is always late! Right on! Dey wuz out sick, o’ dere wuz an eardquake, o’ de dog fed da bud de checks.
Mah’ Mom used t’tell me dat
(Fergie found a new toy)