The disease is known as Statclickadnausium Syndrome, and I have a nasty case of it. 
This disease is spread through the internet via promoting online casinos and chatting in aff forums. There is no known cure, and no one is working on it.
The second most common physical complain female webmasters have is a phenominon known as affiliate booty. This manifests itself in male webmasters as ‘affiliate love handles’. This is thought to be caused by sitting for hours on too-hard computer chairs. The body compensates by lining the person’s rear-end area with adipose tissue.
The cure: Running, jogging, chasing toddlers. Temporary treatment: Larger pants and Rap Music Videos. Rumour has it that responding to email advertisements to for pills to enlarge your breasts and johnson may help, also.