Lol Badabing,
These words are definitely soaked in alcohol! 
But they speak a lot of truths:
This board is better then any webmaster org! This board knows answers and solutions! We are theb god damned board of directors and our direction is dictated by all !!!!
We have a good purpose we watch the industry and know it well.
Newbies are welcome but always beware if you have good traffic and some of you do ….. Be careful as to what fuss we may make as whole though as well but when there is a problem we shall scream as a whole ….
And also:
l would advise not cutting a program to shreds in public less you know that this is a big patterns and as warning to aff programs we all chat and watch you from behind closed doors and windows